Jonesey Joy - (ART / EVANIMATIONS GALLERY)

(just a small sample - there are plenty more than could all fit here!)

FOR A SUPPOSED MAN OF MISTER-E*, HE SEEMS NOT TO BE HIDING HIS IDENTITY A WHOLE LOT

* (his online alter-ego, MrEAus - if you know, you know)

That's right - there are no lack of Evan Joneses in the world - so it's even harder to 'stand out' amongst them, so yes, he's happy to be fairly straight about who he is and where he's from - there's little 'mystery' about his "ID specs"..;

it's more the philosophical subjects that pervade his thoughts that are more truly 'mysterious'... along with a fair chunk of his animated content too - no question.

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But then, when one has a head full of Terry Gilliam/Monty Python influences, along with Rik Mayall/The Young Ones, Rowan Atkinson, a dash of Matt Groening et al... then it should come as no surprise that a lot of The 'Mysterious' Jonesey Boy's content is frankly... "certifiable". That much is not really a mystery, even if his content is a TAD on the surreal side from time to time

(ack, who are we kidding? It's ALL the time)...

  [Including talking in the 3rd person disconcertingly often - though that's only on his websites, not in real life. I'm not Bob from that Becker TV show.

Wow, that shows my age..!]

While Jonesey is perfectly keen to showcase on this website the results of his collaborations with his monkees Jonesees, he has to admit it had originally been intended as an outlet for his OWN created works first.

But he didn't really like the idea of "YouTuber" as a job title... & there are only so many hours in a day, and he didn't want to be at his computer or phone 24/7 to earn a variable income from 'fan' donations etc. - [Though you can still do that if so desired - like if you have enough shirts for this month..!}

Though there are a mixture of practical reasons why he decided to launch this JBDC business venture,
the principal principle😁 is to spread The JOY of creative visuals. "Visual massage" as he sometimes puts it.
Both his own, that comes from the process of creating them, and ideally the joy that his audiences experience viewing them.






E-VIGILANTE

Circa 2001

Having been irritated to no end by referees and umpires in pretty much ALL sports he's ever played or watched, Jonesey imagined the fun of patrolling the streets at night...

...armed with Christmas-turkey carving utensils and his bike lock around his neck -
looking for mindless wannabe dictators in black & white striped tops to attack and wreak revenge upon.

How many games have referees' incompetence or actual corruption clearly altered the outcome of a game?

Basketball, Tennis, all codes of Football?!

It's a worldwide phenomenon - umpires seem to actually enjoy having thousands, nay, millions of people booing loudly at them.
Weird, weird people.

Landscapes & dreamscapes

Circa 1994

This was one of Jonesey Boy's last non-digital pieces of art..!

Back when he was still a literal Boy of 12.

This must've been a couple minutes before he discovered Windows Paint..!

And the rest is history.

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Yes, one COULD get Jonesey Boy to digitise art of a regular landscape, sure;

But given the lunacy you've seen in the vids on this site, why stop there?

If you can imagine it (or have in the past, say, in the midst of REM sleep) give JB a challenge - see if he can re-create it, or as close as possible!

(as long as it doesn't involve too much R-rated material!)

Stare into the Amiss... And the Amiss stares into you

Circa 2008

Speaking of Windows Paint - this portal of mystery was actually done by one of Jonesey's primary school students after he was teaching her digital art basics.

It was around this time he first discovered the joy of facilitating other people expressing their innermost artistic potential using technological means.

In this case, he recalls her being something of a Dr Who fan.

Of course, as with any art form, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder beholder, so he's well aware the way he does things here are something of an acquired taste, sure.

Art (& comedy) in general seem to be somewhat hit or miss. He gets that.

So this site is really a gathering place for his 'appreciators' and 'get-ters' only (those who 'get' him).

Hecklers need not say anything - he's heard it all before, don't worry.

Besides, your Queen of jealous mockings, tired insults and unoriginal quips has 'stood down' now, meaning your verbal slings and arrows now have no more power.

STAY WITH ME HERE

When we say 'stood down', that's a diplomatic way of saying she was made to stand down after being humiliated - she brought an ignorance-charged sword to a kitchen knife fight
(if you don't count the red lasers being shot out of JB's eyes - which was totally not cheating - hush, you).

The above two paragraphs don't exactly do justice to what happened - though fortunately there's footage.
This is why Jonesey Boy prefers to do things with visuals - as a picture speaks 1000 words... thus videos like these must speak about a million words..!



I'm normally not a big fan of QR codes myself...but this one doesn't bite, don't worry...

(It's for this URL down in the footer 👇)